Oren Eini

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Nov 15 2008

Who wrote this code?!

time to read 1 min | 53 words

A drunken monkey, using his left feet
Honest, it was the cat
Offshore team of developer using the latest chisel technology
It was lovingly crafted by a monk in a mountain on the Himalaya and submitted on six hundred A4 pages, the calligraphy was impressive
Me

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15 Nov 2008
13:09 PM

developer

Which code?

15 Nov 2008
14:43 PM

mendicant

I, for one, would absolutely love to see #4.

15 Nov 2008
15:15 PM

gecheverry

i'd like to see the code

15 Nov 2008
16:04 PM

Stefan Wenig

You guys go check out the code, I'd rather get to see the monkey with the left _feet_! ;-)

15 Nov 2008
20:20 PM

jbland

An advanced alien civilization from a planet orbiting the Dog Star.

17 Nov 2008
12:07 PM

James Coffman

LOL!! I no longer ask "Who wrote this code?!" Nothing like ripping someone a new one to find out its your own code!!

humbly yours,

james

19 Nov 2008
17:06 PM

Jck

Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!

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