Oren Eini

aka Ayende Rahien

Oren Eini

CEO of RavenDB

a NoSQL Open Source Document Database

Get in touch with me:

oren@ravendb.net

+972 52-548-6969

Posts: 7,585

Comments: 51,220

filter by tags archive

architecture (612) rss
bugs (451) rss
challanges (123) rss
community (380) rss
databases (481) rss
design (895) rss
development (642) rss
hibernating-practices (71) rss
miscellaneous (592) rss
performance (397) rss
programming (1085) rss
raven (1450) rss
ravendb.net (534) rss
reviews (184) rss

2025
- June (7)
- May (10)
- April (10)
- March (10)
- February (7)
- January (12)
2024
- December (3)
- November (2)
- October (1)
- September (3)
- August (5)
- July (10)
- June (4)
- May (6)
- April (2)
- March (8)
- February (2)
- January (14)
2023
- December (4)
- October (4)
- September (6)
- August (12)
- July (5)
- June (15)
- May (3)
- April (11)
- March (5)
- February (5)
- January (8)
2022
- December (5)
- November (7)
- October (7)
- September (9)
- August (10)
- July (15)
- June (12)
- May (9)
- April (14)
- March (15)
- February (13)
- January (16)
2021
- December (23)
- November (20)
- October (16)
- September (6)
- August (16)
- July (11)
- June (16)
- May (4)
- April (10)
- March (11)
- February (15)
- January (14)
2020
- December (10)
- November (13)
- October (15)
- September (6)
- August (9)
- July (9)
- June (17)
- May (15)
- April (14)
- March (21)
- February (16)
- January (13)
2019
- December (17)
- November (14)
- October (16)
- September (10)
- August (8)
- July (16)
- June (11)
- May (13)
- April (18)
- March (12)
- February (19)
- January (23)
2018
- December (15)
- November (14)
- October (19)
- September (18)
- August (23)
- July (20)
- June (20)
- May (23)
- April (15)
- March (23)
- February (19)
- January (23)
2017
- December (21)
- November (24)
- October (22)
- September (21)
- August (23)
- July (21)
- June (24)
- May (21)
- April (21)
- March (23)
- February (20)
- January (23)
2016
- December (17)
- November (18)
- October (22)
- September (18)
- August (23)
- July (22)
- June (17)
- May (24)
- April (16)
- March (16)
- February (21)
- January (21)
2015
- December (5)
- November (10)
- October (9)
- September (17)
- August (20)
- July (17)
- June (4)
- May (12)
- April (9)
- March (8)
- February (25)
- January (17)
2014
- December (22)
- November (19)
- October (21)
- September (37)
- August (24)
- July (23)
- June (13)
- May (19)
- April (24)
- March (23)
- February (21)
- January (24)
2013
- December (23)
- November (29)
- October (27)
- September (26)
- August (24)
- July (24)
- June (23)
- May (25)
- April (26)
- March (24)
- February (24)
- January (21)
2012
- December (19)
- November (22)
- October (27)
- September (24)
- August (30)
- July (23)
- June (25)
- May (23)
- April (25)
- March (25)
- February (28)
- January (24)
2011
- December (17)
- November (14)
- October (24)
- September (28)
- August (27)
- July (30)
- June (19)
- May (16)
- April (30)
- March (23)
- February (11)
- January (26)
2010
- December (29)
- November (28)
- October (35)
- September (33)
- August (44)
- July (17)
- June (20)
- May (53)
- April (29)
- March (35)
- February (33)
- January (36)
2009
- December (37)
- November (35)
- October (53)
- September (60)
- August (66)
- July (29)
- June (24)
- May (52)
- April (63)
- March (35)
- February (53)
- January (50)
2008
- December (58)
- November (65)
- October (46)
- September (48)
- August (96)
- July (87)
- June (45)
- May (51)
- April (52)
- March (70)
- February (43)
- January (49)
2007
- December (100)
- November (52)
- October (109)
- September (68)
- August (80)
- July (56)
- June (150)
- May (115)
- April (73)
- March (124)
- February (102)
- January (68)
2006
- December (95)
- November (53)
- October (120)
- September (57)
- August (88)
- July (54)
- June (103)
- May (89)
- April (84)
- March (143)
- February (78)
- January (64)
2005
- December (70)
- November (97)
- October (91)
- September (61)
- August (74)
- July (92)
- June (100)
- May (53)
- April (42)
- March (41)
- February (84)
- January (31)
2004
- December (49)
- November (26)
- October (26)
- September (6)
- April (10)

RavenDB - High-Performance NoSQL Document Database

Sep 07 2007

Depressing code

time to read 1 min | 41 words

I have seen some code that may require serious consulting sessions, but this is probably the most depressing piece that I have seen so far:

And before you ask, it is about people...

Tweet Share Share 9 comments

Tags:

Miscellaneous

Comments

07 Sep 2007
02:08 AM

AASoft

Erm..."CreateDeathProcess"??

Please tell me you are not trying to take over the universe...'cause, ya know, that kinda interferes with my plans to do so :D

07 Sep 2007
05:02 AM

Jon Davis

Is this for a mortuary or an HR department to deal with laid off / terminated folk?

07 Sep 2007
05:31 AM

Gian Maria

Can you post the code?, I'm always thinking about a routine that can kill someone :D

Alk.

07 Sep 2007
06:51 AM

PandaWood

Well, I suppose it makes sense, in isolation, as long as there's never a need for a 'OnKillDeathProcess' below the current 2 classes.

07 Sep 2007
11:41 AM

Markus Zywitza

Let me guess: It is for a hospital. If someone dies, there must be some procedures fulfilled. The original developer had a strange kind of humour and a knack for design patterns.

07 Sep 2007
13:54 PM

Joe

I once had to write a method called MarkDeceased to handle ticking a checkbox when a patient dies. Yeah, pretty depressing.

08 Sep 2007
15:57 PM

Ayende Rahien

Jon,

ERP for a nursing company.

08 Sep 2007
15:58 PM

Ayende Rahien

Markus,

See my comment above.

The design is actually solid, but the details are horrifying because the domain is so depressing.

The property list for some of the entities...

09 Sep 2007
08:32 AM

Adi

You should send it to the WTF site.

Comment preview

Comments have been closed on this topic.

Markdown turns plain text formatting into fancy HTML formatting.

Phrase Emphasis

*italic*   **bold**
_italic_   __bold__

Links

Inline:

An [example](http://url.com/ "Title")

Reference-style labels (titles are optional):

An [example][id]. Then, anywhere
else in the doc, define the link:
  [id]: http://example.com/  "Title"

Images

Inline (titles are optional):

![alt text](/path/img.jpg "Title")

Reference-style:

![alt text][id]
[id]: /url/to/img.jpg "Title"

Headers

Setext-style:

Header 1
========
Header 2
--------

atx-style (closing #'s are optional):

# Header 1 #
## Header 2 ##
###### Header 6

Lists

Ordered, without paragraphs:

1.  Foo
2.  Bar

Unordered, with paragraphs:

*   A list item.
    With multiple paragraphs.
*   Bar

You can nest them:

*   Abacus
    * answer
*   Bubbles
    1.  bunk
    2.  bupkis
        * BELITTLER
    3. burper
*   Cunning

Blockquotes

> Email-style angle brackets
> are used for blockquotes.
> > And, they can be nested.
> #### Headers in blockquotes
> 
> * You can quote a list.
> * Etc.

Horizontal Rules

Three or more dashes or asterisks:

---
* * *
- - - -

Manual Line Breaks

End a line with two or more spaces:

Roses are red,   
Violets are blue.

Fenced Code Blocks

Code blocks delimited by 3 or more backticks or tildas:

```
This is a preformatted
code block
```

Header IDs

Set the id of headings with {#<id>} at end of heading line:

## My Heading {#myheading}

Tables

Fruit    |Color
---------|----------
Apples   |Red
Pears	 |Green
Bananas  |Yellow

Definition Lists

Term 1
: Definition 1
Term 2
: Definition 2

Footnotes

Body text with a footnote [^1]
[^1]: Footnote text here

Abbreviations

MDD <- will have title
*[MDD]: MarkdownDeep

FUTURE POSTS

No future posts left, oh my!

RECENT SERIES

Production postmorterm (2):
11 Jun 2025 - The rookie server's untimely promotion
Webinar (7):
05 Jun 2025 - Think inside the database
Recording (16):
29 May 2025 - RavenDB's Upcoming Optimizations Deep Dive
RavenDB News (2):
02 May 2025 - May 2025
Production Postmortem (52):
07 Apr 2025 - The race condition in the interlock

View all series

Syndication

Main feed
Comments feed

}

Oren Eini

CEO of RavenDB

Comments

Comment preview

Markdown formatting

Phrase Emphasis

Links

Images

Headers

Lists

Blockquotes

Horizontal Rules

Manual Line Breaks

Fenced Code Blocks

Header IDs

Tables

Definition Lists

Footnotes

Abbreviations

FUTURE POSTS

RECENT SERIES

RECENT COMMENTS

Syndication